10. You don't understand Sarcasm
9. You are a loner.
8. You have to be on a special diet
7. You have a high IQ
6. You have High Artistic ability
5. You live in your own world
4. You don't really function in society
3. You are a techno geek
2. People tell you that you are a "Special Person"
1. The Doctor tells you that you are Autistic.
If anyone can't see that this is pure and utter sarcasm, then you might be Autistic. By the way here's the flip side to the last top ten list.
10. most of the things people call Sarcasm is demeaning and you don't think it's funny.
9. Most people don't understand you personally so they don't even try.
8. While having a special diet can help in many cases, it isn't just people with autism who need to be on one, nor is it all required for people with autism.
7. Not true, my IQ is about the same as a regular functioning adult over all, however a lot of things I have a lower IQ, and in other areas I have a higher IQ. In the end it evens out.
6. Frankly I have done better in history then I have in art. although, I have been good in Photography, but that is only because I took the time to know the process and the equipment.
5. actually, everyone in their own way lives in their own world. Most just don't include people with Autism in their world.
4. People with Autism can function in society, it's just that Society doesn't really function for us.
3. Just like any other talent, it isn't limited to a certain type of person. I am not really a techno geek, I am probably as computer savey as the next person.
2. You are a special person, however so is every person else in the world.
1. more often then not the Doctor is the last person to know that you are Autistic. Usually you, or a family member is the one to convince them of that.
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